Paper Shredder

Welcome aboard! You have accepted a highly prestigious, entry-level position. Your objective is simple: clear a "minor" backlog of corporate paperwork. Achieve 100% disposal efficiency, and a cool $1,000,000 payout is yours. Don't worry about the scale of the task, management believes in you! - Shred, Sweep, Repeat - Experience the intense sensory pleasure of turning tower-high piles of rigid bureaucracy into weightless confetti. Shred documents and sweep up the mess to earn company merit points. Upgrade basic tools into heavy-duty setups, skyrocketing your processing speed and document destruction. - Mandated Morale Boosts - Never feel lonely on the clock! Your dedicated Happiness Manager is always watching, offering continuous, highly mandatory psychological support, and toxic positivity to keep your motivation at an optimized 100%. - Branching Career Paths - Dig through paper mountains to find more than just forgotten files. Rumor says past associates couldn't bear the grind and shredded a path to freedom instead. Will you follow them?