Don’t let the badge fool you—there are some men and women who should never become cops. Led by short-shorts wearing Lt. Dangle, the Reno cops attack a belligerent mime, roll into the Burning Man festival (in leather chaps!), get busted by the FBI, have their first run-in with an infamous milkshake and make more than one visit to a strip club—all in just the first season. If it's illegal… if it's immoral… if it's just plain wrong… you'll find it on RENO 911!
| 1 | RENO 911! | 7/23/2003 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Dejected after a day of unsuccessful crime fighting, Officer Dangle rear-ends a civilian, who happens to be the only criminal in town. | ||||||
| 2 | RENO 911! | 7/30/2003 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| When the Mayor's kid blows his thumb off with an illegal explosive, the officers are put on the line to rid Reno of contraband fireworks. | ||||||
| 4 | RENO 911! | 8/13/2003 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| When the entire Reno Sheriff's Department is given a drug test, Deputy Johnson discovers that she is pregnant. | ||||||
| 5 | RENO 911! | 8/20/2003 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Deputy Jones takes a job as crossing guard after his suspension from the force for punching Garcia for making a racial comment. | ||||||
| 6 | RENO 911! | 8/27/2003 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward. | ||||||
| 7 | RENO 911! | 9/3/2003 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Officer Wiegel enjoys the attention when she tries to commit suicide and everyone is assigned to her 72 hour suicide watch. | ||||||
| 8 | RENO 911! | 9/10/2003 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Clemmy's degenerate boyfriend Steed surprises everyone when he shows up at the Sheriff's Department to ask her to marry him. | ||||||
| 9 | RENO 911! | 9/17/2003 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style. | ||||||
| 10 | RENO 911! | 9/24/2003 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| When the Sheriff's Department is given $1200 to get people off the streets, Garcia decides to help a hooker improve her life. | ||||||
| 11 | RENO 911! | 10/1/2003 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Dangle is moving out of his house and asks for the department's help. Jones is the only one who shows. | ||||||
| 12 | RENO 911! (Part 1 of 2) | 10/8/2003 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| The Office of Homeland Security comes to Reno to teach the Sheriff's Department protocol in case of a terrorist attack. (Pt. 1 of 2). | ||||||
| 13 | RENO 911! (Part 2 of 2) | 10/15/2003 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Deputy Junior helps the department cheat to pass their Homeland Security training. (Pt. 2 of 2). | ||||||
| 14 | RENO 911! | 10/20/2003 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| The officers must deal with all of the Halloween mayhem and debauchery, some of which they actually cause themselves. | ||||||
