When the government’s top-choice agents are busy or just too lazy, the Freak Squad is go! Whether its saving the world, or just saving their independent Mom n’ Pop carnival freak show from the corporate grips of Freak Mart, the squad always declares victory, whether they deserve it or not… because failure is not an option for the Freak Squad, it’s a guarantee.
| 1 | Pilot | 10/4/2006 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Freak Squad is sent to the island of Jarbala to find delicious Perry nuts, the President's favorite nuts; back home, the Hartsdales rebuff a buyout attempt by Freak Mart, the world's largest indoor freak pavilion. | ||||||
| 2 | Glaucoma | 10/11/2006 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| On their way to accept an award for their glaucoma research, The Hartsdales receive a veiled threat from Freak Mart, forcing a concerned Freak Squad to outsource a Presidential mission and rush to Vienna to protect them. | ||||||
| 3 | Git to Gitten' | 10/18/2006 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Despite her outspoken liberal stance, the Bearded Clam finds herself falling for the hyper-patriotic country music superstar Toby Tritt Greenwood, but when Freak Squad is ordered to destroy a billboard that slanders the President, she must decide between their mission and her love affair. | ||||||
| 4 | Separate but Equal | 10/26/2006 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Freak Squad is sent to New York City to scope out an apartment for the President's friend's cat, but on the way, Siamese twins Tuck & Benny get into an argument over the merits of INXS and decide to separate. Will they settle their differences in time to save the city when Times Square is suddenly threatened by a family of nuclear tourists? | ||||||
| 5 | Elections | 11/2/2006 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Freak Squad beams up to New Hampshire to take over a mission from Log Cabin Republican, who has become distracted while running a Senate campaign, but when "gay dancing" emerges as a wedge issue, Log is forced to choose between his loyalty to the Republican Party and his fondness for gay dancing. | ||||||
| 6 | Mohel-Me-Not Part 1 | 11/9/2006 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| The Hartsdales choose to circumcise Primi while performing in a heavily Jewish community, but does the local rabbi have an ulterior motive? (Pt 1 of 2) | ||||||
| 7 | Mohel-Me-Not Part 2 | 11/16/2006 | 21 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Having used Primi's foreskin to summon Moshiach, the Jewish messiah, Pat Robertson and the President plan to fight back with their own secret weapon, and the Freak Squad must come to Primi's rescue. (Part 2 of 2) | ||||||
