This season, the boys of South Park get angry! Cartman becomes the poster-child for America’s out-of-control kids when he goes on Maury, Stan fights with a future loser version of himself, and Butters discovers his dark side, unleashing Professor Chaos. They lash out at Subway’s Jared and TV psychic John Edward—the biggest douche in the universe. If there’s one thing that can throw the boys over the edge, though, it’s actually two things… Bebe’s newly developed boobs.
| 1 | Jared Has Aides | 3/6/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. | ||||||
| 2 | Asspen | 3/13/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| When the boys hit the slopes of Aspen, Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. | ||||||
| 3 | Freak Strike | 3/20/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| When the boys learn that talk shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people, they immediately sign Butters up as a guest with a strange deformity. | ||||||
| 4 | Fun With Veal | 3/27/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| When the boys learn where veal comes from on a field trip to the local slaughterhouse, they calf-nap all of the baby cows in town and blockade themselves in Stan's bedroom. | ||||||
| 5 | The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer | 4/3/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| The boys will stop at nothing to watch the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer. Even if it means sitting through thirty minutes of "Russell Crowe: Fightin' Round the World." | ||||||
| 6 | Professor Chaos | 4/10/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| When Cartman, Kyle and Stan fire Butters as their friend, Butters' rejection causes him to uncover a deep, dark part of him that he never knew existed: Professor Chaos. | ||||||
| 7 | Simpsons Already Did It | 6/26/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Professor Chaos returns with brand new evil schemes to wreak havoc on South Park. Unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. | ||||||
| 8 | Red Hot Catholic Love | 7/3/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| A sexual-abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican. In absolutely no connection, Cartman craps out of his mouth. | ||||||
| 9 | Free Hat | 7/10/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| The boys campaign to save movies from directors hell-bent on "improving them" while the townspeople are consumed with their own crusade to free a convicted baby killer. | ||||||
| 10 | Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society | 7/17/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society as we know it. | ||||||
| 11 | Child Abduction is Not Funny | 7/24/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. | ||||||
| 12 | A Ladder to Heaven | 11/6/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| The boys have to find a way to reach Kenny before they lose their chance at untold candy riches with a ladder to heaven. | ||||||
| 13 | The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers | 11/13/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| The boys embark on a mission to return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store but their parents try to stop them to get back the "precious" porno they accidentally left in the box. | ||||||
| 14 | The Death Camp of Tolerance | 11/20/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| Mr. Slave and Lemmiwinks make their debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys' 4th-grade teacher. | ||||||
| 15 | The Biggest Douche in the Universe | 11/27/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her own voodoo magic on him. | ||||||
| 16 | My Future Self n’ Me | 12/4/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. | ||||||
| 17 | Red Sleigh Down | 12/11/2002 | 22 minutes | SD Format: ... | HD Format: ... | |
| When Cartman has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents, he joins up with Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus in an attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq. | ||||||
