Hi. The name's Henry Homesweet, SHC soldier and dumbot. (Yeah, a dumbot—you got something to say about that?) They tell me you want to know how to survive in Conker™: Live & Reloaded.(Conker is stuck in the latrine reviewing last night's dinner, so you get me instead.)
Dumbot Shot First things first: Never underestimate a dumbot—we're not as dumb as you think. (Dumbots will rule the world one day—mark my words!) In the meantime, we're the best trainers you have, as long as you don't mind a little tough love. Fighting us dumbots lets you experience the challenge of multiplayer, and it's perfect for solo training. It's also perfect for sorry saps with no friends, but don't worry, because dumbots can be friends as well as enemies. It's just you and any number of A.I.-driven allies and opponents. You set the parameters. We provide bullets and butt-kicking.
Need a little target practice? Aim at us—we love it. Dumbots were designed to take a lickin' and keep on tickin'. We shoot, dodge, fall, and bleed just like real SHC squirrels and Tediz. We aren't a protected species, so let the lead fly. We're happy to show you what a crappy shot you are by returning the favor if you miss. Hone your skills and learn the maps, so you don't embarrass yourself in the Xbox Live™ war zone.
It takes a Dumbot to know one.
Are You Lost, Kid? It bears repeating: We're not as dumb as you think. We know every mission and its objectives. Some objectives aren't as obvious as others, which makes things challenging for you organic types. We're gunning for objectives while you're still fumbling with your ammo belt. We know the maps, we know the objectives, and we know the fastest routes through enemy territory. We're taking the lead while you wet yourself and cry for mummy. Follow us, and learn where to go and what to shoot. We're loyal, and at least half of us are on your side.
Taking the Bullet Dumbots are the most loyal chums you'll ever have. You can count on us. We'll step up and take a bullet for you. If you've got the enemy flag and an angry posse on your tail, we'll be there to cover your furry butt and keep you whole long enough to claim victory.
The more of us you have on your side, the safer you'll be. Whether running interference, covering your tail with suppressing fire, or taking it between the eyes, we've got your back—and your front. But don't get too cozy, kid. We won't do your job for you.
Dead as a dumbot.
Getting To Know You What's the name of your game? Tell us and we'll play along. You can pick how many of us you want on either side of you (split more-or-less evenly between enemies and allies). You can even change our names if you want to add your own special brand of personality. Name us after comic book heroes, friends, enemies, numbers, or ex-girlfriends (like you ever had a girlfriend).
You can change our names by selecting Profiles on the Welcome screen. Select your profile, and then select Profile Options. Scroll down to Rename Dumbots. You can even change our names to single letters or numbers—a useful tactic to reduce screen clutter.
Dumbots really are the other white meat. Next time you're feeling lonely, come on over to Conker: Live & Reloaded, and take a bite out of us, if you can. Dumbot enemies have got you in their sights, and Dumbot allies have got your back. Play with us and you just might learn something, punk.
