Trixie360 Interviews Doc Jedi
Published June 3, 2009
Well, after receiving a nomination mail like that, how could we not interview this inimitable gamer? In one of our stranger Gamer Spotlights yet, put your thumbs up and in your best Fonzie voice, say "Ayyyyy" to Doc Jedi.
trixie360: What's the story behind your Gamertag?
Doc Jedi: I am so amazing. Not only am I Jedi, I have doctorship in being Jedi.
trixie360: Where do you live?
Doc Jedi: Hotty Town, USA. Wherever I go become hotty town.
Doc Jedi.
trixie360: What do you do for work/school?
Doc Jedi: I am anthropological professor in the study of being cool over history of world. Odysseus not only cool, but also hotty face.
trixie360: What's the worst or weirdest job you've ever had?
Doc Jedi: For a short time, I was paid to shear and wax goats.
trixie360: How long have you been on Xbox LIVE®?
Doc Jedi: I have been on Xbox LIVE since Atari.
trixie360: Interesting … Do you have an archenemy on Xbox LIVE?
Doc Jedi: Yes, yes. The Gerrygame and Red 0000000000 hate the Doc Jedi. Much in way that big toe hate socks.
trixie360: What's your Xbox setup like?
Doc Jedi: I have 55-inch HDTV and 21.9 surround sound. In Call of Duty®: World at War, I hear all Bouncing Bettys.
trixie360: What's the best feature of Xbox LIVE?
Doc Jedi: Oh Netflix! Watch many Cary Grant movies. He original hotty face!
trixie360: What do you think is the best game of all time?
Doc Jedi: Star Wars® Knights of the Old Republic® II: The Sith Lords™. Is RPG; is Jedi; is early Star Wars canon.
KOTOR II gets a shout out as best game.
trixie360: What do you think is the best album of all time?
Doc Jedi: Don Johnson's Heartbeat. Classic is best.
trixie360: Rock Band or Guitar Hero?
Doc Jedi: Rock Band! No one play cowbell like the Doc Jedi.
trixie360: What's the funniest thing you've ever heard on Xbox LIVE?
Doc Jedi: I will beat the Doc Jedi.
trixie360: What is your greatest Xbox LIVE moment?
Doc Jedi: Possibly showing the world the hotty face known as the Doc Jedi.
trixie360: What's your favorite TV show?
Doc Jedi: Happy Days. Like Fonzie say, "Ayyy."
trixie360: Who is your inner rock star?
Doc Jedi: Bret Michaels. He still rock the hotties.
trixie360: If they made a movie about your life, who should play you?
Doc Jedi: David Hasselhoff.
Les Stroud would make a good companion on a deserted island.
trixie360: What's your karaoke song?
Doc Jedi: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion.
trixie360: What superpower would you like to have?
Doc Jedi: The ability to move like thunder.
trixie360: If you could trade places with anyone for one day, who would it be?
Doc Jedi: The President Obama. I would declare national Hotty Face Day.
trixie360: What celebrity would be the worst roommate?
Doc Jedi: Simon Cowell. He critique shower singing.
trixie360: How many people are on your Friends List?
Doc Jedi: 12, but many more wish.
trixie360: Hot celeb you'd like to be stranded on a desert island with?
Doc Jedi: Les Stroud, the Survivorman. He make fire from water. Very big hotty face.
trixie360: If you could be any video game character, who would it be?
Doc Jedi: Tim from Braid. He is love happy.
trixie360: What's the worst food you've ever eaten?
Doc Jedi: Old leather shoe.
Tim from Braid is love happy, but he has issues with punctuality.
trixie360: What's the first video game you ever played?
Doc Jedi: E.T. It was great. I wish for multiple copies. Very hard to find. Should have made more.
trixie360: Major Nelson is hoarding them. What's the last book you read?
Doc Jedi: Breakdance: The Hip Hop Handbook.
trixie360: If you could go on tour with any band, which would it be?
Doc Jedi: The American Idol Tour.
trixie360: What do you predict will be the "next big thing" in gaming?
Doc Jedi: Nasal stimulation.
trixie360: What do you think is the best thing about Xbox 360?
Doc Jedi: It will debut the Doc Jedi.
trixie360: What is the Xbox 360 Achievement that was hardest to get?
Doc Jedi: Becoming a Murderer in the Brotherhood of Darkness in The Elder Scrolls® IV: Oblivion™. The group very picky about who they accept.
trixie360: What would you like to be doing in ten years?
Doc Jedi: Teaching others to be hotty face like me.
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