Major gets his Zune groove on. Spot the classic console over his head.
Major Nelson's Mixed-Up Valentine Playlist Just what is the Major trying to say with this list? Love is a stinky battlefield? And yet he can't get enough? Imagine Maj doing the Axl Rose snake dance to "Sweet Child O' Mine".
"Love is a Battlefield," Pat Benatar
"Love Stinks," J. Geils Band
"Tripping on a Hole in a Paper Heart," Stone Temple Pilots
"Sweet Child O' Mine," Guns N' Roses
"Caught up in the Rapture," Anita Baker
"Can't Get Enough of Your Love Baby," Barry White
One magenta zune and two angry girls (TriXie and Roxy)
TriXie's Angry Girls Anti-Lovesong Playlist Here are some chicks that have been wronged by love and don't mind telling you all about the lying, the cheating, and the breaking up. Warning: This playlist may make you remember every jerk you ever met.
"You Oughta Know," Alanis Morissette First time I heard this on the radio I said "That chick is PISSED!"
"Ball and Chain," Big Mama Thornton Big Mama's got the BLUES.
"Piece of My Heart," Janis Joplin Go ahead, take another piece. Whatever.
"**** and Run," Liz Phair So young, so angry.
"My Favorite Mistake," Sheryl Crow You may be a mistake, but at least you're her favorite.
"Chain of Fools," Aretha Franklin Even her father and her doctor tell her to dump him, but she can't.
"Doll Parts," Hole "I love you so much it just turns to hate." Yikes.
"My Happy Ending," Avril Lavigne Even the guy's friends take a beating in this one.
"Smile," Lily Allen "You were ******* the girl next door; what'd you do that for?" Why indeed?
"I Kicked a Boy," The Sundays I'm sure he deserved it.
"I Can't Make You Love Me," Bonnie Raitt Okay this one's just sad. But I'd be pissed if I were her.
