Published October 6, 2007

The GamerchiX are here at the Qwest Field Event Center signing up new members and giving away GamerchiX T-shirts. The Rat City Rollergirls, Seattle's own all-female roller derby league, are here skating around giving out swag and letting everyone know about their next bout.

We decided to pit the two groups of awesome ass-kicking women against each other in an epic catfight. The weapon? Gibson Les Paul guitars. The arena? The Guitar Hero™ III: Legends of Rock stage in the Xbox 360-Games for Windows booth. Here's how it all went down …

First, there was the smacktalk. The Rat City Rollergirls on the right were certain that they could make mincemeat of the GamerchiX army of pink. They talk big in the rink, but let's see how they do on stage.

Darthskater managed to use the dark side of the Force on The Don Wan. Score: Rollergirls 1, GamerchiX 0.

The GamerchiX managed to tie it up 1 – 1 when CoralToe defeated Zombie Girl. She didn't even have to cut off her head.

At this point the 'chiX were on a roll as PMS Kitty cooked Cherry Jubilee and served her for dessert. The score was now Rollergirls 1, GamerchiX 2

The Rollergirls were rolling scared now. They sent in their secret weapon—their mascot Rat Bastard. Lucky for the 'chiX, chrisslas306 ain't afraid of no rodents. She quickly exterminated the vermin bringing the final score to Rollergirls 1, GamerchiX 3.

Because rats are sore losers, Rat Bastard tried to eat TriXie's brain. The Rollergirls were much more gracious in defeat, and invited the GamerchiX to try to defeat them in Roller Derby.